My P*nis is Too Small to R*pe Anyone – Man Who Allegedly R*ped Two S*x Workers Speaks Up ~ Zeniths Blog

My P*nis is Too Small to R*pe Anyone – Man Who Allegedly R*ped Two S*x Workers Speaks Up

A man who is standing trial for raping two s*x workers, has defended himself with a rather illustrious line.

Jacques Rouschop

Jacques Rouschop, a man accused of r*pe in Canada has spoken up in self-defence.

Speaking through his lawyer, the man said he could not have committed the crime because he is too obese and his p*nis is too small.

According to the International Business Times, Rouschop, who has been nicknamed ‘Porkchop’, is accused of choking and r*ping two s*x workers in Vanier, Ottawa, in 2013.

After passing round nude pictures of her nude client for the jury to inspect, lawyer Natasha Calvinho said that his hernia, small penis size and obesity mean he was unable to commit the crime, reported the Ottawa Sun.

Rouschop’s hernia “makes it too painful to have s*x from behind, his stomach is too large and his penis is way, way too small,” Calvinho told the Ottawa court on Thursday.

A nurse who testified at the trial said that Rouschop is 5’6″ tall, and his weight exceeded the 320lbs the prison scales were capable of recording. His waist is 66 inches, but his penis is only one inch, two when erect, said the nurse.

Calvinho argued that though Rouschop hired s*x workers, he did not abuse them.

“Due to his weight and his appearance, he will be the first to tell you that he has had a lot of trouble attracting members of the opposite s*x, and that getting a woman’s attention, let alone having s*x, was not something that happened very often for him,” Calvinho said.

Both woman allege that they were chocked until they blacked out in the back of Rouschop’s pickup truck. Rouschop has pleaded not guilty to the charges.

The lawyer also told the jury it is Rouschop’s belief that he is the subject of a “witch-hunt.”